Mia Says She Had Threesome at Gordon’s Party

The title for this week’s episode of Real Housewives of Potomac is Mic Drop. Maybe Our Grande dame Karen is getting her chance on stage to shut down the cheating rumor storyline? How will Candiace and Wendy deal with Deborah’s allegations about Chris? Will Jacqueline finally get some Vagisil for her yeast infection storyline?

Karen is having her event at the Improv and she is doing her darndest to show she learned to crawl before she walked. She will not be providing a jazzercise class like the GEB’s, and she will sell out her venue. Matt gives Karen the rundown of the show and you can see he is the brains behind this operation. Ray’s interest perks up when he starts hearing about “the grindr”. Ray thinks they will need security for the event since he wants to make sure that Karen is well protected from some unsavory characters.

Mia has invited Jacqueline over to discuss the rumors. She is really distracting me with her eyelashes since they are so extra that they look like the top and bottom lashes are stuck together. Mia describes Jacqueline as her sister wife without benefits. She must not have been watching how that show has ended up! When they all convene to the couch, Gordon wants to know why Jacqueline is between them. I suspect that production may have had something to do with that. Jacqueline ends up putting a big pillow between them but then I catch her stroking G’s hand. She explains how she got the Porsche and claims she was income qualified, and they helped with the down payment. I just can’t with these two and their word salad way of talking to each other. Side Note: Who cares if Mia helped her friend out with her financing of a car? When they double talk about it, they make everyone question the closeness of their friendship.

Jacqueline spills to Gordon the word on the street is that they are in a throuple. She thinks the rumors are so left field. Mia explains their desire to shower together is attributed to loving the view of each other’s bodies. Gordon is clearly salivating with this information and wonders why he cannot shower with Mia by himself. #awkward

Ashley , Gizelle and her PYT’s meet up for a girl’s dinner. Gizelle does not feel like she is a real member of this group—since she wears underwear. Can you imagine sitting on a bar stool after someone who does not wear underwear? Deborah whose thirst is insatiable starts telling a bullsh*t story about how she was just innocently hanging out at the bar and waiting for a man. Chris comes over and starts staring into her eyes which production shows did not happen. He might have looked twice to see if a Sesame Street character was perched at the bar. How would Deborah know if “Chris was looking straight at her.” There is nothing straight about her line of sight, just saying.

Deborah is even saying happy Eddie was flirtatious with her. She thinks since Eddie walks around smiling at everyone it makes him a big flirt. Ashley shares that her other girlfriends witnessed what happened and her friends are not liars. She thinks Chris may have a wandering eye since they are stressed out trying to have a baby. Ashley is projecting her own experience on to Candiace and the only one with a wandering eye is her ex-Michael and her BFF Deborah. Sorry I could not help myself with that one….

Wendy is struggling with staying at home after always “ripping and running “. I am not clear on what that even means. Eddie has been taking care of the kids while she is home. Wendy now knows that Deborah is claiming that Eddie was flirting with her too. Eddie cannot smile at Deborah without her thinking he is flirting. Wendy does not think he needs to flirt with anyone since he scored her.

Mia, Gizelle and Robyn meet up for smoothies. She grossly overshares about her poor son Joshua who has fluid around his scrotum. Mia literally has no boundaries and I feel bad for her poor son for that to be shared on camera. Gizelle tells Mia that she heard she explored Jacqueline’s vagina. Mia then spills more disgusting news about having a threesome at Gordon’s bachelor party. Gordon just had some foreplay with her friend —while she watched. She wants to now tell why Karen really does not like Charrisse who is persona non grata at the Grande dame’s event.

Gizelle (who hilariously gets asked if she is Karen), Mia, Jacqueline, Ashley, and Deborah arrive at Karen’s event. Candiace and her mom Dorothy are also going to the event and production has clearly set this scene up. Mia gets questioned about playing gyno with Jacqueline and grossly admits to shining a light on Jacqueline’s vajayjay to check her out for a yeast infection. Jacqueline must be hanging out with the PYT’s who sit on bar stools without underwear. Mia never fails to gross me out with her proclamations.

Candiace finds out the Sesame Street Character (She does have Oscar the Grouch eyebrows) Deborah is at the event and Candiace is ready for her. She should just put her back into the trash can she climbed out of. Deborah better gird her eyebrows because she is going to be verbally eviscerated by Candiace for suggesting Chris would have flirted with her. Deborah needs to also keep a wonky eye out for Dorothy who is a good bag swinger when she is provoked.

Karen, the Mohammed Ali of live shows, is strutting up to her stage. She invites a drag Queen named Jasmine to perform. Production is super shady with the budget for the show being $0. Karen is even doing outfit changes. She mentions how it is an evening about love. Wendy then arrives and I want to see how she will deal with Deborah. She handles seeing Deborah like a champ and dismisses this thirsty SS character. Karen asks the audience for questions and Mia stands up and asks, “What do you do when you share something with a friend of yours and she runs her mouth and tells her friends?” Karen is not letting Mia heckle her and tells her to basically just own what you said.

Gizelle thinks that Karen is too big for her britches since her show seems to be more successful than hers. Mia checks out Deborah and will not be inviting that 4 ½ into her bedroom anytime soon. Production turns the rest of the episode into a vaudeville act. Ashley acts like she just wants to clear the air and asks Candiace to not dismiss her friend Deborah. Candiace calls Ashley a messy hoe. She blows off “Oscar the grouch” and I am so glad there was no reaction from Wendy and Candiace. Next week we get more of the demise of Jacqueline and Mia’s friendship.

I hope everyone had a wonderful 2022 holiday season. Happy 2023 Blurbers and I look forward to what looks like a sizzling end to season 7. I wish you all a healthy and happy 2023! See you next week when our Potomac ladies head to Mexico!

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